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Movies You Should Watch pt. 5
This 1999 romp is about a black samurai hitman played by Forest Whitaker who is torn between the ethics of organized crime, his adopted code of bushido, and fatty foods.  
This movie sells you on 90’s Forest Whitaker scaling rooftops and jumping from one to another.  Most actors go through rapid transformation to play warriors on screen and I can assure you Forest Whitaker went to spin class once or twice.
Watch it for the RZA soundtrack. WU-TANG.

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Movies You Should Watch pt. 5

This 1999 romp is about a black samurai hitman played by Forest Whitaker who is torn between the ethics of organized crime, his adopted code of bushido, and fatty foods.  

This movie sells you on 90’s Forest Whitaker scaling rooftops and jumping from one to another.  Most actors go through rapid transformation to play warriors on screen and I can assure you Forest Whitaker went to spin class once or twice.

Watch it for the RZA soundtrack. WU-TANG.


Movies You Should Watch pt. 4
This 1989 masterpiece features two Los Angeles police officers, Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell, who operate under little to no supervision.  
About half way through this movie it’s indistinguishable from a Stallone fever dream where he wakes up in the middle of the night and yells Kurt Russell’s name into a mirror in a cold sweat.
That said, this movie is 2 hours of raw entertainment.

Movies You Should Watch pt. 4

This 1989 masterpiece features two Los Angeles police officers, Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell, who operate under little to no supervision.  

About half way through this movie it’s indistinguishable from a Stallone fever dream where he wakes up in the middle of the night and yells Kurt Russell’s name into a mirror in a cold sweat.

That said, this movie is 2 hours of raw entertainment.


Movies You Should Watch pt. 3
This 1991 tour de force is the debut of martial arts expert Jeffrey M.F. Speakman.  If you don’t know about Mr. Speakman, I suggest you put down the muffin and learn how to be a man with this action packed instructional film.
He slaps the shit out of like 30 dudes.  Open hand rapid slapping.
This movie is about a white guy using a Japanese martial art to subdue the Korean mafia.  Don’t use logic.  Use your fists to load this into the VHS and grow some hair on your chest. View Larger

Movies You Should Watch pt. 3

This 1991 tour de force is the debut of martial arts expert Jeffrey M.F. Speakman.  If you don’t know about Mr. Speakman, I suggest you put down the muffin and learn how to be a man with this action packed instructional film.

He slaps the shit out of like 30 dudes.  Open hand rapid slapping.

This movie is about a white guy using a Japanese martial art to subdue the Korean mafia.  Don’t use logic.  Use your fists to load this into the VHS and grow some hair on your chest.


Movies You Should Watch pt. 2
This 1995 film epic is about Denzel taking on a cyborg-ish Russell Crowe in the future.  
Do I really need to sell this anymore than that?!
I think this is probably the low point in Denzel’s career but it’s packed with action and 3 or 4 plot points.  View Larger

Movies You Should Watch pt. 2

This 1995 film epic is about Denzel taking on a cyborg-ish Russell Crowe in the future.  

Do I really need to sell this anymore than that?!

I think this is probably the low point in Denzel’s career but it’s packed with action and 3 or 4 plot points. 


Movies You Should Watch pt. 1
This 1985 classic tells the legend of Bruce Leroy as he battles Sho’nuff the shogun of Harlem while protecting one of Prince’s concubines from some guy who looks like a racist.  
I don’t know what happened to Taimak but I hope he took himself way too seriously as Bruce Leroy and tried to become some wandering warrior but ended up fighting for his life in a Thai heroin-den.  

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Movies You Should Watch pt. 1

This 1985 classic tells the legend of Bruce Leroy as he battles Sho’nuff the shogun of Harlem while protecting one of Prince’s concubines from some guy who looks like a racist.  

I don’t know what happened to Taimak but I hope he took himself way too seriously as Bruce Leroy and tried to become some wandering warrior but ended up fighting for his life in a Thai heroin-den.